NO ONE CAN say no to a good pastry – from the mini ones you find on hotel breakfast buffets, to a proper monster of a croissant.
But whether you realised it or not, there is a pastry hierarchy. Learn it. Live by it.
13. Pop Tarts
A pastry, according to Wikipedia. No. NEXT.
12. Cronuts
So much sugar, it’s almost obscene. The cronut was the hot pastry trend of 2013, but should it be a member of the pastry big leagues? We say no.
11. Pain aux raisins
#BanRaisins2015
10. Apple lattices
Never sure how to feel about those apple chunks, to be honest.
9. Custard slices
As one DailyEdge.ie staffer said: “Custard is bad enough without it being refrigerated into a gelatinous lump.”
8. Coffee slices
Weirdly, nicer than custard slices, and palatable even to those who don’t like coffee.
7. Apple/jam Danish
When quizzed about Danish pastries, many in TheJournal.ie/DailyEdge.ie Towers said they were “nice” but land firmly in the middle of the road. Poor Danish pastries.
6. Eclairs
Once, an eclair was a treat. Now, it seems like a challenge. Also, the way the chocolate on top sweats in the bakery fridges makes us uneasy.
5. Almond croissants
Adding a touch of sweetness to the beloved croissant. You’re doing the Lord’s work, almonds.
4. Profiteroles
Unlike their taller cousin, the eclair, profiteroles are a lot easier to handle. The dessert of champions.
3. Chocolate croissants/pain au chocolat
All the lovely flakiness of a croissant, but with CHOCOLATE! It has to be a winner. Occasionally, you can be let down by a sub par chocolate filling. But only occasionally.
2. Cinnamon buns/rolls/swirls
Whatever you call them, there’s no denying that cinnamon buns are pastry royalty. If you don’t believe us, go to Simon’s Place in Dublin and sort yourself out.
1. Croissants
OK, we’ll admit: Sometimes it seems like you’ll never find a good croissant. But then you do, and it’s flaky, buttery heaven in your mouth. Don’t even lie.
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